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Sunday, February 15th, 2009
5:38 pm
28 Zack and Miri Make a Porno icons

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Please credit.
x-posted to: iconaddicts, viewaskew

Current Mood: creative
Monday, March 24th, 2008
10:25 pm
Move Site beta version
If this is agains the rules, please delete it.

I've put up the beta version of the site. The site is my Movie review site. It's mainly a place for me to rant and rave about movies. It keeps my friends and family sane. Anyway, I'm going to put up a link in a couple communities for the beta site to get people's opinions, and I want you're opinions too. So, go check out the beta site and leave a comment about it, please!! Good or bad or neutral, I don't care. I want people's opinions about this!

x-posted in: av_chick, kevinsmithsbtch, moviebuffs, geekculture, multi_genre_fan, viewaskew

Current Mood: creative
Tuesday, February 26th, 2008
3:18 pm
smith and co make a video
Ok, so before it gets terribly out of hand, there is a little add on to the Jimmy Kimmel/Ben Affleck/Sarah Silverman/Matt Damon everybody is f'ing everyone else videos (which, Kimmel's response video was pretttty dang funny, if not just showing Huey Lewis and Harrison Ford singing ala We Are the World):

Kevin Smith and crew pop out a video about who's f***ing Seth Rogen.

Most certainly not safe for work, and probably most homes.
Thursday, September 14th, 2006
11:44 pm
Man, didn't you see Outbreak?!
I'm sure some, if not most, of you are familiar with Clerks the cartoon. In the third episode, Jay and Bob steal a monkey from Patrick Swayze's pet store "Gerbels, Gerbels, Gerbels" to teach it to smoke. I didn't know this until today, but it is actually illegal in New Jersey to offer a monkey a cigarette. Just thought I'd share.
Friday, September 1st, 2006
7:23 pm
Clerks 2
Just wondering who has seen Clerks 2 yet?
What did you think of it?
I have heard some really bad reviews of it but it appears to be opinions of people who are not askew fans so not sure how to judge them.
So if you are an askew fan and have seen Clerks 2 whats your review???

I am a fan but due to work schedule haven't got to see it yet :(
and my scummy best mate ditched seeing it with me to see it herself! Scrag! LOL

Current Mood: crushed
Sunday, August 13th, 2006
1:35 pm
Join the Clerks RPG

JOIN clerks_rpg DAMMIT!

Plot: Takes place after the second movie. Dante and Randal are now owners of the Quick Stop and RST Video, respectively. Dante is to be a father and a husband to Becky, and Elias... Well. Hopefully he can find a Pillow Pants-free girl. And accept the fact that Lord of the Rings was nothing but a movie about fuckin' walking. EVEN THE TREES FUCKIN' WALKED IN THAT MOVIE. Post your application at the community.

Canon Application


Reason you want this character:

How awesome is Randal?:

RP Sample: ( atleast a paragraph )

Original Character Application




Portrayed by:



How awesome is Randal?:

RP Sample: ( atleast a paragraph )

Current Mood: dorky
Monday, August 7th, 2006
9:53 am
YAY!!! It's signing day in Red Bank
Now if only my husband can get home from work at a reasonable time to watch our sons, I can go get in the line.... 
10:37 am
Friday, August 4th, 2006
12:02 am
Massachusets Govorner Mitt Romney pulls a Randal Graves.

If I were him, I'd just tell them I was taking it back.

Current Mood: giggly
Thursday, August 3rd, 2006
4:46 pm
So two posts in one day wow I'm impressed with myself lol!! So guess what I'm ordering next month!!! My Mooby 'funployee' shirt off of the interweb! YAY!!! I can't wait!! And I'm also gonna order the Mooby 'funployee' name tag! I think I'm gonna go as either Randal or Jay for Halloween....but one day me and my friend Laura are dressing up as Mooby employees and walk around the mall! Yeah I know we're dorks but so what!
I'm out....

Current Mood: ecstatic
3:11 pm
Hey I'm new...
Sup?! I just wanted to say hey and I'm new to the community. The name's Becca or I go by Beccerz...I LOOOOOOOOOOVE movies...I tend to get obsessed over them...and being obsessed tends to be an understatement. Out of all my friends I'm usually the one who people go to when they wanna know what movies are out or who's in what movies. If someone wants to know about an actor/actress I list off several different movies before they finally realize who they are. So yes I am a lil' obsessed over them lol! I sing, play piano and I love acting and doing stage productions of musicals! Out of my group of friends I'm the spaz/spontaneous/out-spoken/comic relief and I usually say what's on my mind...Oh and I also tend to drop the F-bomb depending on how pissed off I am lol!! My username is 'shortbutlethal' because I'm 5'1" but....I can be very intimidating even when someone is like 6 feet tall. So if I seem interesting that's cool if I don't oh well lol!! But I am a HUGE fan of Kevin Smith and I own, all of his movies cept for....Chasing Amy and Jersey Girl. At least I'm pretty sure those are the ones I don't have. So yeah that's me lol! Oh and out of all my friends and comparing myself to all of Kevin Smith's characters I'd probably say I'm a mix between Randall and Jay because I say what's on my mind and don't care what others think and fight on which movie I think is the best. And Jay just because I'm a spaz most of the time and will go off on a tangent lol!!

So aightyz that's it...
I'm out....

"So the Transformers are like a gift from God Randall!"
"No sir...they are NOT a gift from God."

Current Mood: bored
Tuesday, July 25th, 2006
2:17 am
What was the talking heads song that came out in clerks 2? Or better yet does anyone have a tracklisting for the soundtrack? I tried looking on amazon.com but it wasn't there. Thanks in advance for the help.
Saturday, July 22nd, 2006
5:31 pm
102 Kevin Smith movie quotes
Includes: Clerks, Clerks II, Mallrats, Dogma, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, and Chasing Amy.

Warning for language/profanity/possibly offensive lines.


comment/credit :)
Thursday, July 13th, 2006
1:47 pm
About Clerks II.
Hey kids! It’s Mark Hamill! Applause! Do you want to get cool prizes such as shirts, can coolers, Clerks II script or wrist bands from Silent Bob? Than you have such an opportunity! All you have to do is to place Clerks II banner on as many websites, messageboards, MySpace pages, and blogs as possible! More info at official site.

Clerks II - July 21, 2006
Wednesday, July 12th, 2006
12:46 pm
Clerks II - July 21, 2006
Monday, July 3rd, 2006
3:57 am
[12] Clerks
[33] Royal Tenenbaums


(the rest here)
Thursday, June 15th, 2006
2:33 pm
my morning with jeff & brian
aka dante & randal.  we drank vodka together at 10am.  the interview is scheduled to air on july 15th on drinks with tony.

Friday, June 9th, 2006
9:27 pm
Saturday, May 27th, 2006
5:41 pm


the movie is good.

july can't come too fast :)
Friday, May 12th, 2006
1:24 pm
Clerks 2 moved up...
From Kevin...

"Clerks II" is coming out EVEN EARLIER THIS SUMMER!

In a ballsy move that says "Fuck you: we're a five million dollar flick and we're coming out in the fucking middle of the summer, bitches!", Weinstein Co. has upped the "Clerks II release date from August 18th to JULY 21st! The wait is now almost a month shorter, folks!

Why the move? Getting into Cannes changed everything. Since the film will have its world debut on May 26th, the Weinstein folks thought it'd make more sense to get the film out there sooner, rather than later. They found a weekend in which there wasn't any flick that directly compete with the movie for an audience, and staked their claim.

Now, we're opening against some pretty big flicks ("Lady in the Water", "Monster House"), but nothing that's appealing directly to our core audience. So while we'll never open at number one (those two flicks alone are pretty mass-appeal movies), we stand to make a decent chunk of change and wind up somewhere in the top ten.

Good news for me, great news for anyone who's been patiently waiting for the flick to open.

Peep the release schedule changes here.... and also here.

(Note: those links list the film's title as "Clerks II: The Passion of the Clerks". That's incorrect. It's still simply good ol' "Clerks II".)

*Only 10 more weeks till I can actually give my review*

Current Mood: excited
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